Saturday, August 23, 2014

RICHIE’S REEL REVIEWS! New and updated

It’s been a while since I have weighed in on the flics. Frankly, there has been a dearth of what I consider commendable films.  I will therefore start with the most recent of the very very few that I have actually seen.  OBVIOUSLY, there are bound to be many films that were I to see them I would heartily recommend.  I put them in the category of “I will always have something to look forward to!”

CHEF
If a movie is not bad, it is generally watchable, meaning I am okay spending the $6-$9 for the ticket and another $7.50 for the popcorn.  I may not see it a second time, but hey, it wasn’t bad.   The vast majority of films are either bad, or not bad.

But sometimes on a rare occasion—just once or twice a year—a movie transcends this categorization and is truly good.  Some are even GREAT! 

Chef is such a movie.  It has it all:  story, humor, drama, music—FANTASTIC latin music—setting, cinematography, acting, and a fabulous surprise ending.  The movie establishes Jon Favreau who WROTE, DIRECTED AND STARS as today’s premiere Hollywood talent.  In short, this film is a masterpiece.

A word about music in movies:  it can either make or break a film.  As an example—the music in Chef enhances the emotions you are supposed to feel at whatever point in the movie it plays.  It does this so PERFECTLY that you can’t wait go buy the soundtrack. 
By comparison, I sat halfway through a really bad film (Grown ups 2) earlier this year that is typical of most bad films in that the music is forced, as if putting a popular song in a terrible movie will somehow save it.   This was very amusing to me—way more than this horrible film (thus my early exit).

A HUNDRED YARD JOURNEY
Quite a coincidence that the two best movies this year involve chefs and food!  Helen Mirren is the owner (Madame Mallory) of a one-star Michelin restaurant in a French village near the Swiss border.  She is obsessed with getting another star.  

A family from India, led by “Papa”—whose wife was killed in the fire that destroyed his Bombay restaurant—stops in this village because their car broke down.  Papa determines to open his new restaurant in a vacant building right across the street from Helen Mirren’s classic French establishment.

His son is an expert Indian chef, who turns out utterly delicious food.  Madame Mallory can’t stand this new competition and fights back.  Her and “Papa” go at it and the hilarity begins!

Without giving the plot away, all I can say is that this is a deliciously satisfying movie.  Everything works, no wasted words, scenes, music, or dialogue.  Rich colors, superb acting, fitting musical score and a tight script.  Oh, and everything Helen Mirren is in is outstanding!  This is one great movie!  GREAT!

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Another “MARVEL-ous” entry, perhaps the best of the Marvel Comics collection of movies.  This movie is shockingly great!  It works best for me as a COMEDY and MORALITY play, but of course there is action and special effects galore.  Chris Platt is the hero.  Glen Close, John C. Reilly, Vin Diesel, Zoe Saldana and Dave Bautista are all outstanding.  Platt plays Peter Quill aka “Star Lord”, who leads a crew of intergalactic misfits on a hunt for a mysterious all-powerful orb.  The music, as in the other films on this list, fits p-e-r-f-e-c-t-l-y!
I tell you, this is what movies should be all about:  humor, creativity, action, messaging—and in this case, a high moral message that leaves you feeling great at the end!! GREAT.

BAD WORDS
You may not have heard of it—it only stayed in the local theater a week or so, but this is one of the best, most entertaining, funny movies of the year!!  Jason Bateman is a 40 year old who finds a loophole in a middle school spelling bee and competes for the championship.  Nearly everything he’s in is good , especially THE CHANGE UP—see it if you have not—so I knew this would probably be good.  It is GREAT!

LUCY
Scarlett Johansson is a college student in Taiwan who is kidnapped and force to be a mule of for a Chinese drug lord, who sews a bag of a new drug—CPH4—that causes the human brain to increase its capacity (humans only use 10% of it—this new drug can get it to 100%).  She gets kicked in her just opened stomach and some of the drug enters her bloodstream.  Then look out!
This is a French-made sci-fi film shot in Taipei, Paris and New York.  It’s a really good movie.  Though  the end is a little weird, it’s well worth watching. Not bad.

THE GIVER
You know…it’s okay!  In 2048, after “the big war” leaders create futuristic world designed to maintain peace by taking all humanity, all emotion and all color away.  There is no romance, no love, no kissing, no competition, no nothing, except a contented community.   The apparent utopian society starts to unravel as we learn more about it.  A young man, under the tutelage of Jeff Bridges, escapes and strives to return the world to its former humanity.  Watchable, not bad.


2012-2013  MOVIES:  (listed simply as “GREAT” “GOOD TO GREAT” “NOT BAD” or  “BAD”
GREAT:  Philomena, 42, Lincoln, Silver Linings Playbook, Side Effects,

GOOD TO GREAT:
 Argo, Walter Mitty, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Draft Day

NOT BAD: 
The Avengers, Moonrise Kingdom, Life of Pi. The Great Gatsby, Die Hard 5, Safe Haven, Emporer, Olympus has Fallen, Place Beyond the Pines, Mud, We’re the Millers, Rush, Gravity, Her, American Hustle, 12 Years a Slave, Captain Phillips, Divergent, 50 to 1, Captain America, Bears

BAD:
Skyfall, Les Miserables, Looper, The Cabin in the Woods, Django Unchained,
The Master, Zero Dark Thirty, Cloud Atlas, Burt Wonderstone, Pain and Gain, The End, The Way Way Back, Two Guns, Elysium, Insidious, The Wolf of Wall Street, Anchorman 2, The Monument Men, Robocop, Son of God, Heaven is Real, God is not dead, Noah, Neighbors. 


SPECIAL NOTE—all the “religious” movies were really, really bad.  Truly sinful!

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